>You realize that your best course of action if you want to get kidnapped is to infringe copyright somewhere the Cabal can see you. You hatch a plan. You go to the offices of the Player Piano Entertainment Roll Publishers. Once in their lobby, you start belting out their latest hit song. Before you even get to the second verse, you see a group of men in black sunglasses rushing towards you. They grab you by the arms and rush you out of the lobby, into a waiting van.
At this point, you really have very few options.
Do you allow yourself to be shoved into the van
or do you flail and kick at your kidnappers?