>"Lawbot," she responds, "I've been following your antics for some time. Why do you think we kidnapped your partner? We didn't want him. We wanted you." Interesting, you think. It's all been a clever ruse on the part of the Cabal. "But what do you want from me?" you ask. The Big Boss looks mildly irritated. "We're tired, Lawbot. Do you know how exhausting it is to be the bad guy? We've dug ourselves in deep with the kidnappings. Now we need to figure out how to transition away from that. No one likes us anymore." You stare at the Big Boss in disbelief. "Are you saying that you want me to help you get out of this mess?" you ask. "That's exactly what we want." she confirms.
What do you say, Lawbot?
"I think that can be arranged"
or "I'd rather rot in this cell than help you."