Lawbot and the Case of the Missing Copyright Infringers

>The Big Boss explains that for some time, the Cabal has been kidnapping copyright infringers to set an example and to try to cut down on infringement. Unfortunately, the Cabal has gotten in over its head. It turns out that housing and feeding all the infringers costs far more money than what was lost when they infringed. Now, the Cabal wants to change its business model to reflect the new uses and technologies open to its customers. The Big Boss finished her story by asking if you'll help the Cabal change its ways.

Will you help?

"Yes. Absolutely."
or "No, that's not my mission. Just give me Copycat and let me go."