>"So glad you asked, Lawbot. I'm the Big Boss, the head of the Cabal. I believe I'm the person you've been looking for." You ask why the Cabal has been kidnapping copyright infringers. She explains that it was meant to set an example and discourage others from doing the same thing. Unfortunately, it spiralled into something unmanageable. Now, the Cabal is stuck with a holding facility full of copyright infringers who need to be fed and housed. She concludes by asking for your help. "Can you help us stop abusing our customers, Lawbot?"
What do you say??
"This is more than I signed on for. Just give me Copycat and let me go."
or "I think I can help."