>"Who died and made you the rightsholder?" you demand. "No one died," responds the guard "but we do represent the Player Piano Entertainment Roll Publishers, the Holovid Industry Taskforce and the Group for the Advancement of the Manufacture of Entertainment Cubes. If you've been timeshifting holovids, then you have us to answe to.
What are you going to do?
Do you ask them why they think kidnapping is a good punishment for copyright infringement
or do you promise never to do it again and beg them to let you go?