>You sit, placidly enjoying your coffee. The guards are huddled in a group on the other side of the room, ignoring you as intently as they can. You wonder what's gotten into them. Before long, you hear noise outside. Some of the guards leave the room. When they return, they're escorting a tall woman in a suit. "Hello Lawbot. When I heard there was robot snooping around who knows too much about copyright law, I figured it might be you." You've never met this woman before. All the same, you know intuitively that she must be the Big Boss, the leader of the Cabal.
Well, well, well...
Do you ask how she knows your name
or demand to know what's going on?